The Kingdom of Womble 9400 is a colossal, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its absence of drug laws and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 5.633 billion Womble 9400ians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government prioritizes Defense, although Welfare, Healthcare, and Administration are also considered important, while International Aid and Spirituality are ignored. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.4%.

The strong Womble 9400ian economy, worth 218 trillion pounds a year, is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Cheese Exports, and Gambling. Average income is 38,735 pounds, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 249,654 per year while the poor average 2,428, a ratio of 102 to 1.

Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Womble 9400's national animal is the eagle.

Womble 9400 is ranked 236,730^th in the world and 10,634^th in Chicken overlords for Most Patriotic, with 3.19 flags saluted per person per day.